every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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