I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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