She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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