I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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