Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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