Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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