Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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