Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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