i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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