I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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