ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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