You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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