I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he fucked my hip out of place.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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