So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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