he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
did you just send me my own nude
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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