He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
well I can't set my house on fire every night
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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