oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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