Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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