what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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