there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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