Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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