and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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