Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
we're making bets on your personal life
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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