problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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