ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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