Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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