Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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