CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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