I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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