i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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