Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I can't put those talents on a resume
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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