Duck Duck Cougar?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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