they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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