I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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