what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Randomize
