my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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