How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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