But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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