So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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