drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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