yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Mom said you looked used
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
