some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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