there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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