was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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