I'm lost and stupid without you.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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