I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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