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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.

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(905): View more from Toronto

dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends

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(443): View more from Maryland

You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding

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(816): View more from Missouri

He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other

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(732): View more from New Jersey

like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?

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(705): View more from Ontario

Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.

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