Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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