Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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