Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Randomize
