i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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