I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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