he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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