Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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